Tuesday, August 29, 2006

To speak or not to speak!

/*Its better to speak something coz silence kills!
and sometimes a word let out in haste can get worst out of the situation!*/

good morning class!
today we'll be discussing abt MICRO-ARRAY!

me: hey! did you write the assignment
anju: i didn't
me: i did[:D]
anju: ha, u've used the net again[:x]
me: oh ya![:p]
SILENCE!

me: oops we'll discuss it later
anju: ya we better shutup now!

............and our 2nd unit is completed

meena: second unit completed :o!!! When did this happen?

me: hey its Isha's birthday so did ya wish her
anju: ya i did!! but does she really care for our wishes!??

me: oh! ya "Revanth the senior guy"!she only cares for his wishes.
i dunno what her problem is?? shez obsessed with that revanth guy!!!
anju: and u know wat hes the dumbest guy i've ever known
i bet he can't spell "happy birthday"
me: ha ha hahaha[:D][:))][=))]

meena: guys cum'on ,come here!! i gotta show u something.
anju: wat is it whackhooooo!!!!
me: wat?? wats happening??
meena: check it out.....guess what revanth the dumbo did!
he didn't wish isha :p
and u know wat they jus encountered each other in the corridor.
cum'on itz a great entertainment to watch them fight!!
come lets enjoy /)
me: wait lemme get the pop-corn
anju: oh! shut up nisha........jus grow up!!
itz a serious conversation and.........
we dare not to miss it.......no time for pop corn![:p]

meena: hurry up idiots!

/* isha & revanth facing each other
revanth the dumbo(rd) standing clueless
isha looking like matha kali dressed up in jeans and a pink tee */


isha: good morning!
rd: hey new dress looking cute what is the occasion??
( mann! hez soooooo dead[:D] thats y i say when u have no clue don't speak for HEAVEN's sake!)

isha: oh! y don't u tell me the occasion!
rd silent
rd silent
"
"
"
( me, meena, anju: wat?? wat is he doing
y hez not speaking???

me: son! say something anything will do now
jus say im sorry or i've planned for a surprise
or at least happy birthday
say something u dumbo![:x]
anju: what !!!! do u think he can hear u from here?[:x]
even if he does hear u...... i bet hez dumb enough to
know wat u r talking about........hahahah don't u see
he has no clue that it is isha's birthday
meena: yaaaaa look at his award winnig dialogue
hey wats the occasion??, looking cute[:p]

me: say something!)



rd: hey! yaaa i know u went for shopping last sunday!
isha: ya! and y did i go shopping ??
rd: coz monday is ur birthday
isha: and today is??
rd: monday!
silence................

"
rd: ah! itz ur birthday[blinking eyes]



( meena: i knew he was dumb. But it took him 8 min !!!! :O
me: omg!
anju: give me a brEAk!)




isha: i know u were planning for a surprise ma sweetu :)
rd: silent
"
"


me: say yes u idiot!
ow! cum'on say something
silence kills her
say something!!!



rd: oh ya actually i didn't know it was ur birthday
moreover u didn't wish me on my birthday



( me:oh! god!!!!!
i didn't mean that thing!
silence was much better)

isha: wat? i did ,i was the first one to wish u remember!! ??!!#$@$$%


(anju: i bet he didn't
he doesn't remember his roll number for god's sake)


rd: oh yaaaa!!!

(meena: wat?? he remembered!!![:o])


rd: then it wasn't u it was rahul
i got confused yaar!
u see, ur names they rhyme!!


( me,anju,meena: what??[:o]
what rhymes!!!!!!!!
itz such a lame excuse
meena: itz not an excuse!!
poor baby he actually thought they rhyme[:p])


isha: u know what revanth..... just.... forget it![:x]


/*as said "Thoughts unexpressed may sometimes fall back dead,
BUT GOD HIMSELF CANNOT KILL THEM WHEN THEY r SAID"
ya silence kills, but for revanth it was much better when he didn't speak*/

4 comments:

Abhay said...

lol, that was funny...and if this is based on a real life incident, better beware of revanth, he's gonna come after u with a chainsaw ( ala Texas chainsaw massacre )
which also brings me to a question which has lingered for quite a while in my head.....girls fall for dumb guys and vice versa...why is it so ?

kaki said...

oh! ya .....its like when u lack something someother unique quality is gifted to u!
(u know GOD he has his ways of balancing!)
itz like dogs having sixth sense with a dizzy vision!
i know comparing the dog with a dumb guy is awful!!!!
poor doggie[:p]



moreover don't worry revanth doesn't exist[:D].......u see sometimes ma imagination goes wild!

Abhay said...

hmmm, interesting proposition ! lol, comparing a guy to a dog did sound crude at first , but then again, poor doggie ;)
doesnt the theory "opposites attract" also support ur/my claim ? or is it a very generalised version of what we r tryin to say ?

kaki said...

oh! ya thats a kool theory supporting our claim
yea "opposites attract!"[:)]
but i didn't say anything abt isha........[:p].......
there is lot to know abt these gals!!!!!!!!
i've got infinite number of stories
abt the gals!!!!!
lemme tell u we jus can't come to a conclusion......they r sooooo unpredictable!!!!!